We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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