Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Who wears a wallet chain?!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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