party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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