It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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