Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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