Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
