Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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