Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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