I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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