im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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