Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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