There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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