Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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