Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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