I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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