he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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