How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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