Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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