What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
