Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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