I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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