I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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