He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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