Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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