TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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