talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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