So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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