We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
