i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
These tits shall not be calmed
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