Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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