you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
