"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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