they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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