His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Quick, to the slutcave!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He did a backflip because drugs
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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