After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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