Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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