Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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