there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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