It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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