I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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