Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Randomize
