I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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