I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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