well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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