Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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