i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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