pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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