It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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