words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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