We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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