no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
