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if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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