bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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