Just cropdusted the office
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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